Interspecies Humor Fan Gifts

Chameleon in a bar.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Oh Hi!'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Author does not do tricks."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'