Interspecies Humor Fan Prints

Chameleon in a bar.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Oh Hi!'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Author does not do tricks."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'