Cross-cultural Humor Fan Prints

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

The Brothers Grime

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Beer Parasol.

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'