Interspecies Antics Admirer Gifts

"I tried the whole ball of yarn thing ... didn't take."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Tumble Cow

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Barney! Get down!"

Ta Da!...

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."