Internet Research Gifts

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

'Ask your mother. She's the one who knows how to find information on the Internet.'

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

'Due to the litigious society and the very high malpractice insurance premiums, I no longer d9agnose or prescribe. I can, however, suggest a few Internet resources you may wish to consult.'

Dog to dog: 'On the internet, I can sniff out anybody.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Right click for yes...

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Moses on the web

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Here's MY information highway!'