Internet Research Enthusiast Gifts

"Has anyone done their research online how to do this?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Likes: $2.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Internet.

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"