Internet Research Enthusiast Gifts

"Has anyone done their research online how to do this?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"