Internet Enthusiast Cousin Pillows

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

Bitchbark Canoe

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Man doing a search on a computer

Isabel Allende

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.