'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'
Animal Enthusiast Cousin Pillows
Gift your animal-loving cousin a cozy pillow featuring adorable or humorous animal designs. Ideal for their sofa, bed, or favorite reading nook to add a touch of wildlife charm.
'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'
Caveman's dog with head outside car window.
"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."
'Why can't my walks be that fun?'
Haute Suture
Dog wearing a cone
Christmas Pets
"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"
Snooze buttons for cat owners
'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'
A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.
"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."
Separation
Cat king.
"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...
Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.
"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"
"It's nice to be wanted."
"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."
Salvador Dali's cats.
"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."
"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"
The Taming of the Ewe
"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."
'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'
'He took a fetching class.'
'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'
'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'
The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.
Cat does not want to chase the stick.
"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."
Why cat yoga classes don't work
"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."
Animal Enthusiast Cousin Pillows Collection
Animal Enthusiast Cousin Mugs
Looking for more animal-themed mugs? Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your cousin's love for animals with playful and heartfelt designs.
Animal Enthusiast Cousin Prints
Discover eye-catching prints that celebrate animals and wildlife—ideal for decorating your cousin’s space with their favorite creatures.
Animal Enthusiast Cousin T-Shirts
Check out our animal enthusiast t-shirts, featuring witty and adorable designs perfect for your cousin’s wardrobe and wildlife passion.