Dog Loving Cousin Pillows

'Damn. He is FINE! And me without butt-mints!

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog traps the postman.

'More hair than brains.'

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'