Internet Enthusiast Cousin Gifts

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

Bitchbark Canoe

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Isabel Allende

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'