Instant Wine Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the instant wine critic in your world? Explore our range of clever and humorous products that capture their discerning palate and playful personality. Perfect for wine lovers who enjoy a good laugh, our collection features witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that make every sip and comment memorable. Whether they’re a connoisseur or just someone who appreciates a fun wine joke, our gifts add a splash of personality to their collection. Cheers to great taste and good humor!

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'Sorry, it's just not the same. I liked to hear the cork popping and the gurgle of pouring wine.'

'Sorry, it's just not the same. I liked to hear the cork popping and the gurgle of pouring wine.' mockup

'Sorry, it's just not the same. I liked to hear the cork popping and the gurgle of pouring wine.'

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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.' mockup

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

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In the Guru District

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'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.' mockup

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.' mockup

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

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'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?' mockup

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

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'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

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'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.' mockup

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

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"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon." mockup

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

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Don Quixote

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"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?" mockup

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

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"Great coffee, Carole."

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"I detect a subtle bouquet of money." mockup

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

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"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done." mockup

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.' mockup

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

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"Quick swig first?"

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Red Wine

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Wine tasting

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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

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"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!" mockup

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

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'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.' mockup

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

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"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!" mockup

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

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'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?' mockup

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

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"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"At last! Something that goes well with us!" mockup

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

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'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.' mockup

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

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"Wine is plant-based food."

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'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?' mockup

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

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'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?' mockup

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

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"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!" mockup

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

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Instant Wine Critic Gifts Collection

Instant Wine Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of witty instant wine critic mugs—perfect for adding humor to their morning coffee or evening wine.

Instant Wine Critic Pillows

Discover cozy instant wine critic pillows—bring humor and comfort to their wine tasting space or living room.

Instant Wine Critic Prints

Browse our witty instant wine critic prints—style their wine corner with fun, stylish art that celebrates their discerning taste.

Instant Wine Critic T-Shirts

Check out our fun instant wine critic t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their passion for wine with a humorous twist.