Instant Wine Critic Pillows

'Sorry, it's just not the same. I liked to hear the cork popping and the gurgle of pouring wine.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

In the Guru District

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Don Quixote

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

"Quick swig first?"

Red Wine

Wine tasting

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"Wine is plant-based food."

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"