Wine Critique Gifts

Surprise the wine critique with a thoughtful gift that combines humor and elegance. Whether they’re a professional taster or an enthusiastic hobbyist, our range of products celebrates their passion for wine. From witty mugs to stylish prints, find the perfect way to toast their mettle and add a dash of fun to their wine appreciation. Elevate their wine moments with a gift that’s as refined or as playful as their palate.

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"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?" mockup

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.' mockup

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

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In the Guru District

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'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

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Sloaney Pony.

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.' mockup

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

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'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.' mockup

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

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'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!' mockup

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

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'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

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'A cheeky red?'

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Wine Lady

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Yoga for Alcoholics

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"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said." mockup

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'." mockup

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

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'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...' mockup

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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Sauvignon Bonk

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The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew mockup

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

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'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.' mockup

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

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'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.' mockup

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

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'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.' mockup

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

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Bubbly

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'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.' mockup

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

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'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.' mockup

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

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'I like you, you remind me of someone.' mockup

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

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'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?' mockup

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

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"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?" mockup

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

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"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!" mockup

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.' mockup

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

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'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.' mockup

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

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Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?' mockup

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

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'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.' mockup

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

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Wine Critique Gifts Collection

Wine Critique Mugs

Discover more wine critique humor and style with our range of mugs—perfect for those who enjoy their coffee as much as their wine.

Wine Critique Pillows

Find charming wine critique pillows to add personality and comfort to their living space—quintessential for any wine lover’s home.

Wine Critique Prints

Browse our wine critique prints—ideal for decorating their wine room or adding a witty touch to their home bar.

Wine Critique T-Shirts

Explore our selection of wine-themed t-shirts—great for making a statement about their passion for critique and good taste.