Insomnia Joker Gifts

A skeleton counts skeleton sheep

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"The overthinker"

Noisy energy?

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"See how it feels"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'zzz sleep.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Overnight Programming

Bat Signal with Blue Ticks

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Vegan Insomnia