Insomnia Joker Mugs

A skeleton counts skeleton sheep

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Dog Nightmares

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"The overthinker"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Noisy energy?

The Snooze Bar.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"See how it feels"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'zzz sleep.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

The End is Night

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

Bat Signal with Blue Ticks

Overnight Programming

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'