Insects/spiders Gifts

Spider saying "Eek! Look at those horrible hairy legs!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

The flies have landed.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Building Sandcastles.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Extreme Bungy

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."