Insects Gifts

'Tell me more about this 6-week plan you tried.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'I can change him!'

'Strength and speed are useful, son, but coordination is crucial!'

'You've changed, man'.

Caterpillar change room.

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

"Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's true."

A bridge too far

'What comes after a mayfly?' 'A junebug?'

Man About To Swat Fly With Live Frog

"Those are my parents. Aren't they terrific?"

"We plan to swarm in and take this whole region." "Good, I don' thtink the humans are organized enough to stop us."

Caterpillar Tug of War

'I heard somebody talking about the world wide web, phew! Can you imagine the size of the spider?'

'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Termite pick-up lines.

"John, the bees go on the outside."

Man tries to swat fly, which says: 'Can't we talk about this?'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Bug King

"Drawing blood again?"

Stinging Bee

'MORTY,what are you doing?!! That's the BLADDER!

A pen metamorphosing into a butterfly

'I think you're right, Bender. We revolve around the bulb.'

Fly Logic

Centipede Trucking.

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'