Foodie Insect Lover Gifts

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The prying mantis,

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Comb Sweet Comb

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Slugfest!

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Praying mantis.

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Bees v Wasps