Child Interested In Insects Gifts

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Jr. cloning kit

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

The prying mantis,

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Honey Wallah

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Let me introduce my other half."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."