Insect Fascination Gifts

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The prying mantis,

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Pray for me.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

A Venus cow trap.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"