Insect Fascination Gifts

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The prying mantis,

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Honey Wallah

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Pray for me.'

Comb Sweet Comb

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."