Insect Life Gifts

Mother's Day at the Hive

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Faster, Georges, faster!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Alien David statue

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Captain in a storm

reincarnated worm...

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The Amazing Man-Spider

Horror movies

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

The Poky Little Pupa.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.