Insect Life T-Shirts

Mother's Day at the Hive

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Alien David statue

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Captain in a storm

Horror movies

Dinner at the Trapdoors

reincarnated worm...

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Mind the whale, dear."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."