Alien Life Gifts

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'Ok, everyone keep very quiet... they never stay for too long.'

Alien David statue

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

'Oh, you're from earth. Do you know Aaron Michaelson?'

Aliens from outer space come in many shapes.

Arizona Nightmares

'Do you realise that out in the universe there could be beings with ten times our intelligence.'

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"It's pretty boring down here!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Save Our Universe

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

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"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

dog vs UFO...

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

How am I abducting?