Alien Life Hunter Gifts

Scientists focus on a dry seabed on Mars.

Alien David statue

Alien Snowmen

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'You do Botox?'

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Dalmartian Landing

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."