Alien Life Prints

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'Ok, everyone keep very quiet... they never stay for too long.'

Alien David statue

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

'Oh, you're from earth. Do you know Aaron Michaelson?'

Aliens from outer space come in many shapes.

Arizona Nightmares

'Do you realise that out in the universe there could be beings with ten times our intelligence.'

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

dog vs UFO...

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'