Spider Serenader Gifts

Musical Web

Romantic Violinist.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

A masked man serenading

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

The Gong

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Serenading

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

Cat on the violin

Romance Music

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

Violinists.

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"That's the wonder of Ewes."

Singer

'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'

Vampire Bassoonist

Cellist on Mars