Insect Jesters Gifts

The Apis Dance Studio

"The first one's just a warning."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'It must be a milkfish.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Banana Arcade Game

"Not the God I expected."

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

'What with Obama and all his giveaways, I'm surprised you're still in business.'

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

'I never should have downloaded that Mafia ring tone.'

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'

Heaven - Hard Hat Area

Washing Hands