Injection Jesters Gifts

"The first one's just a warning."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Med Brittle"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

Nil By Ear

' I hope you're not trying to suggest that I don't pay you enough Foster ! '

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

The Apis Dance Studio

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Help Wanted Signs Explained.

Coast to coast walk.

You only get your tonsils out once. Milk it.

"I gave permission for you to Skype my class, not skip it."

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

"People often think management is glamorous, that we spend all our time engaging in high profile decision making."

'Do you have a plan B if you can't find work as a frivolous suit litigator?'

"Thank goodness I convinced them to put this playground outside of the courthouse. Now it feels like recess."

"Hold on a second. I'm updating my profile status."

'This is the part of the job I hate.'

'I never should have downloaded that Mafia ring tone.'

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'