Innovative Examiners Gifts

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

The first car accident.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Space for Lease.

"It will scare away our competitors."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

Henry Fox Talbot

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

DNA Lab. I spliced bee DNA into a dam-building rodent

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

One-man band - One-man office

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."