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Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

The first car accident.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Space for Lease.

"It will scare away our competitors."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Henry Fox Talbot

"Office of quality assurance"

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Examiners.

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Lambs to the Slaughter

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

One-man band - One-man office

"Smart Arse"