Inner Work Devotee Gifts

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Working 9 to 5.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

International House of Paperwork

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

Give Thanks.

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

Desk sale

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."