Inner Work Devotee T-Shirts

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

Working 9 to 5.

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

International House of Paperwork

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

Give Thanks.

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

Desk sale

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."