Hard Work Devotee T-Shirts

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Television Readers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Thomas Hardy

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Give Thanks.

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

Desk sale

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

'I'm having what he's having.'

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

Thriller of the Week

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Will Work for Ever

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