Inkblot Tester Gifts

Tension filled the tent.

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Psychiatric convention"

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

'How rude!'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

'But toothache is the worst!'

Therapist is scared of image in ink blot test.

Dr. Acula

Dangerous weapons.

Psychiatric Hogwash...

'And what does this one say to you?'

"My friends call me Rorschach."

"Look at your right side and tell me what you see."

"Eyebrows."

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."