Inkblot Interpreter Gifts

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

'And what does this one say to you?'

'How rude!'

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

Confused drivers

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"Psychiatric convention"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'Remember Jones! It's not exaggeration if you believe it!'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"I need the saw again."

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

I can explain what happened to your investment with this chart.

Therapist is scared of image in ink blot test.

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

Psychiatric Hogwash...

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'