Inkblot Interpreter Gifts

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

'And what does this one say to you?'

'How rude!'

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

Claude

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

Confused drivers

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

"Psychiatric convention"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'Remember Jones! It's not exaggeration if you believe it!'

"I need the saw again."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

The good news is that you've cured me of my pornography addiction � The bad news is that now I'm addicted to Rorschach ink blots.

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold' and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."

I can explain what happened to your investment with this chart.

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

Baseball is much more interesting now that I've learned to lip-read!

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."