Inkblot Aficionado Gifts

Rorschach's parents

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Where Indian ink came from.

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Psychiatric convention"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

Book

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Trees tattoo

"You're stealing the blanket."

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"