Inkblot Art Admirer Gifts

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

Phoenix

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."