Inkblot Enthusiast Gifts

Different interpretations of the same Rorschach test at different times.

"Say. . . Can I have her phone number?"

"Eyebrows."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

The painful embarrassment of Rorschach Pattern Baldness.

"Look at your right side and tell me what you see."

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."

"That's a book of ink blots in braille. Read each page and tell me the image you perceive from each blot."

"Psychiatric convention"

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

You know, Doctor, when I first started seeing you, I was struggling with 17 unhealthy addictions

Pictionary at the Rorschachs'.

Psychiatric Hogwash...

Where Indian ink came from.

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'