Ink Blot Aficionados Gifts

"Be warned, Gummo hates it when his work is misinterpreted."

Where Indian ink came from.

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Penny

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

"Psychiatric convention"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Trees tattoo

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"