Ink Blot Aficionados Gifts

"Be warned, Gummo hates it when his work is misinterpreted."

Where Indian ink came from.

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Penny

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

Trees tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

"Psychiatric convention"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

Claude

"How much more for pinstripes?"

Psychological Warfare Target Practice