Ink Blot Enthusiast Gifts

'Rorschach! What's to become of you!'

'Every test your son turns in is an absolute mess, Mr. and Mrs. Rorschach.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

The good news is that you've cured me of my pornography addiction � The bad news is that now I'm addicted to Rorschach ink blots.

"In between patient visits, the doctor paints to relax."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Shakespeare in the clink

'I see an applicant being hired!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Psychiatric convention"

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Trees tattoo