Ink Blot Enthusiast Pillows

'Rorschach! What's to become of you!'

'Every test your son turns in is an absolute mess, Mr. and Mrs. Rorschach.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"In between patient visits, the doctor paints to relax."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Shakespeare in the clink

'I see an applicant being hired!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Trees tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Psychiatric convention"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

The Coffee Tattoo

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"