Ink Blot Intrigue Pillows

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Psychiatric convention"

"This is not good at all!"

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Fingerprint Show

Two men converse secretively

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'How rude!'

A pen spewing letters

Therapist is scared of image in ink blot test.

Psychiatric Hogwash...

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

"My friends call me Rorschach."

'And what does this one say to you?'

"Look at your right side and tell me what you see."

"Eyebrows."

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'