Ink Blot Intrigue Mugs

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"This is not good at all!"

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

"Psychiatric convention"

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Fingerprint Show

Claude

Steadman - The Early Years.

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Two men converse secretively

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

The good news is that you've cured me of my pornography addiction � The bad news is that now I'm addicted to Rorschach ink blots.

'How rude!'

A pen spewing letters

Therapist is scared of image in ink blot test.

Psychiatric Hogwash...

You know, Doctor, when I first started seeing you, I was struggling with 17 unhealthy addictions

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

"My friends call me Rorschach."

"Look at your right side and tell me what you see."

'And what does this one say to you?'

"Eyebrows."

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."