Inkblot Lover Mugs

Take The Guesswork Out Of Your Diagnoses!

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The adoration of the gels.

"I love you, you big fool."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Electric Blanket.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Psychiatric convention"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'It's a military tattoo!'