Inkblot Lover Prints

Take The Guesswork Out Of Your Diagnoses!

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The adoration of the gels.

"I love you, you big fool."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Electric Blanket.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Psychiatric convention"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Claude

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'It's a military tattoo!'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

The good news is that you've cured me of my pornography addiction � The bad news is that now I'm addicted to Rorschach ink blots.