Ink Blot Enthusiasts Prints

"And that looks like another stain on my carpet."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Trees tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

The Coffee Tattoo

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

"Psychiatric convention"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'