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"And that looks like another stain on my carpet."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Shakespeare in the clink

'I see an applicant being hired!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Trees tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Psychiatric convention"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

The Coffee Tattoo

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"