Ink Blot Test Enthusiast Gifts

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Where Indian ink came from.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

"Psychiatric convention"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Trees tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

'I've been transferred again.'

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Psychological Warfare Target Practice