Inkblot Analyst Gifts

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"Psychiatric convention"

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

'How rude!'

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

Therapist is scared of image in ink blot test.

Psychiatric Hogwash...

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

'And what does this one say to you?'

"Look at your right side and tell me what you see."

"Eyebrows."

"My friends call me Rorschach."

Take The Guesswork Out Of Your Diagnoses!

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

Rorschach's parents