Inkblot Analyst Pillows

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"Psychiatric convention"

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Claude

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

The good news is that you've cured me of my pornography addiction � The bad news is that now I'm addicted to Rorschach ink blots.

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

'How rude!'

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

Therapist is scared of image in ink blot test.

Noah's Art Sports Network. Are we all set for the Super Bowl broadcast? I think so. The turtle will handle the pregame show which seems to drag on forever. A zebra will be brought on to analyze close calls referees have to make. The sloth is in charge of slow motion shots. And color will be provided by the chameleon. Thankfully, there's a retractable roof over at the stadium. That's good. The forecast says there's a possibility of a little rain.

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

You know, Doctor, when I first started seeing you, I was struggling with 17 unhealthy addictions

Psychiatric Hogwash...

"Look at your right side and tell me what you see."

'And what does this one say to you?'

"My friends call me Rorschach."

"Eyebrows."

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."

Take The Guesswork Out Of Your Diagnoses!